The Insertion of Handsome Dave: First Date

So i see you have returned for another “round” of insertion. Are you ready for true “mental” penetration?
Today’s session will be a quick reference guide for dating..places to go..things to do and say that may lead you to your dates metaphoric and literal door step..These are suggestions, they are in no way a fool proof [...]

The Insertion of Handsome Dave

Greetings to all-
I would like to introduce myself to all of those who dont yet know who i am or have
not yet felt my presence. My name is Handsome Dave. I am a Sacramento resident and have
spent most of my life here. Its a wonderful city when you know your way around and associate
with its [...]

Free Facebook Tools to Help with Marketing

MarketingProfs has some advice on how to use the free tools that Facebook provides to put some oomph in your film, band, event or company’s marketing plan.  Dumbworld’s favorite is the Fan Page as it is indexed by search engines:
 Fan Pages. Start one, so that lovers of your brand can keep track of your latest [...]

Independents Lead the Way to Profit in Web Video

from TVWeek, a breakdown of some recent deals for web video content providers, despite the economic downturn:
online video is one of the seven strategies eMarketer has suggested brands use to make it through these lean economic times. Specifically, eMarketer advised brands bring their video content to the Web, such as promotional films, sales demos and customer [...]

Small Business Owners: Got Web Video?

Web video isn’t only about robot vacuuming riding cats or film trailers anymore. 
We are still in the early stages of this shift from static text and graphics to a more dynamic, visually compelling medium, but we are approaching a tipping point. Video is no longer an afterthought or an add-on for Web-savvy businesses — but [...]

Stop Snitching- I mean Stop Switching to Mac

It is not like both Microsoft and Apple have millions of dollars to get their message out- so to not be biased and follow up on this post, I must post the Apple ad below. Both ads get the Dumbworld seal of approval.  Mr. Apple or Mr. Microsoft: please feel free to pay handsomely for this service.
Your [...]

“I’m a PC and I sell fish.”

I’m a PC– and Hey! I wear glasses too.
 OK– I’m also an apple.
update: Come to think of it- when I am an apple– I get a lot more chicks.
Sincerely,
Blak Rik Rubin

Dumbworld adds 4 commercials to Sacramento MetroHub Network

 
Above is one of them (starring Major League Baseball player Derrek Lee) — the password is “dumbworld”  The commercials are each one in a series, called “Capitol Proformance Allstars.”  Each one stars a different professional baseball player that trains with Capitol Proformance.  The baseball players are Derrek Lee, Nick Johnson, Brad Kilby, and Sean [...]

A New Era for Independent Film?

the money quote: “The economics of distributing films in theatres — with the extraordinary costs of theatre rental, newspaper advertising, and related distribution expenses — simply make theatres outmoded.” from Digital Cinema Report