Dumbworld: A Sacramento Based Blog on Entertainment, Media and Art » humor http://dumbworld.com Entertainment, Media, Art and Intergalactic Space Travel Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:12:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 So I Heard a Great Idea for a Movie: Rankle Jones The Golfer http://dumbworld.com/2009/09/03/so-i-heard-a-great-idea-for-a-movie-rankle-jones-the-golfer/ http://dumbworld.com/2009/09/03/so-i-heard-a-great-idea-for-a-movie-rankle-jones-the-golfer/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:09:21 +0000 dumbworldorder http://dumbworld.com/?p=1974 Out of the blue, this very nice man emailed me from Nigeria with a great story.  I love technology.  Just 10 years ago, a person in Nigeria would not be able to share their love of story with a person like myself. Now the stars are the limit.

Please allow me to share a brief synopsis, written by the screenwriter himself: 

RANKLE Jones The Golfer.  Jones enjoys golf playing, hoping to be a professional golfer like Tiger Woods. Professional golfers play in golf field, ours play at home. No f*king son of a b*tch will accept correction. The pride of what is yet to be is a destroyer. Jones: Everyone in life have a dream and aspiration to fulfill, so I am too. My life, my all will go to a sport I love and cherish most. Golf is my dream game, a sport I love. Let’s go golfing. Rudolf drug life flashes of wealth caught Jones napping as he was convinced to take part in one of the most bloody drug cartel deal.  Shelly is a desire of every men but her stinking lifestyle of prostitution can’t let her settle for a man. Jones fought Elvis in the night club all because of a fames sex machine Shelly with Rudolf, Alex and others watch with no one allow to separate until someone quit for the other. There are a lot of happenings at the night club. Gangsters and Police combat force. Why is Jeff called the master by Rudolf, Elvis, Jimmy and others?
It is traumatic to live with nutty breed of human, all in the name of family-hood. Traumatic experiences of Ray of hatred, alienation by all his family members, his emotional disgust and good moral negligence on the part of his parent on the family. His erratic brother Jones gave him a blood bath, living his life-less body after which he was in oblivious state. Ray is cast away and also an object of mimic. Hilda gave Ray a taste of love life which has been missing for years. I love you mum because you hate me. Cassandra my sister is no different from my mum Vera. Ray’s love life with Hilda left nothing to be admiring as it is an ocean of perfect love for both of them.  Jones finally golfed out daddy’s ”Kenny” breath, as he was left to his pool of blood. Jones life turns sour of no savvy as he committed suicide. Those that bury mines indiscriminately will one day fall victim to mine explosion. There are golf scenes, fist fighting, snake scenes, club scenes, sex scenes, drug scenes, Police shoot out, gangster, hovercraft, Apache helicopters and Belgian attack dogs.

They had me at “Apache helicopters.”  I am in negotiations for the script.  Cross your fingers.

]]> http://dumbworld.com/2009/09/03/so-i-heard-a-great-idea-for-a-movie-rankle-jones-the-golfer/feed/ 0 Happy National Dumbworld Day! http://dumbworld.com/2009/07/08/happy-national-dumbworld-day/ http://dumbworld.com/2009/07/08/happy-national-dumbworld-day/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:28:42 +0000 dumbworldorder http://dumbworldorder.wordpress.com/?p=1725 What a glorious day, this Wednesday, 8th of July! We will be out celebrating today, with the wonderful people from People for Ethical and Reputable Video, in Sacramento, out at the state capitol from 10-noon. Plus, we will be shooting some footage for our new cable access show, Chinese Math (Think: In Living Color meets Adult Swim meets a low budget Entertainment Tonight). Should be fun and hopefully nobody gets arrested.

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]]> http://dumbworld.com/2009/07/08/happy-national-dumbworld-day/feed/ 1 The Insertion of Handsome Dave http://dumbworld.com/2009/07/05/the-insertion-of-handsome-dave/ http://dumbworld.com/2009/07/05/the-insertion-of-handsome-dave/#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 21:42:28 +0000 dumbworldorder http://dumbworldorder.wordpress.com/?p=1699 Greetings to all-

I would like to introduce myself to all of those who dont yet know who i am or have

not yet felt my presence. My name is Handsome Dave. I am a Sacramento resident and have

spent most of my life here. Its a wonderful city when you know your way around and associate

with its good people.

Some of the things i will be talking about in my blogs are sports,(I am a Oakland Raider as

well as an A’s fan so if i seem bias toward them that you understand), Sacramento life(both

day and night), world events, music and basically anything that i think you may want/need to

know.
Well if you have any questions for me or my staff or if there is something you would like to

read more about drop me a line at handsomedave737@yahoo.com.

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Thanks for reading and Ill have more for you soon.

]]> http://dumbworld.com/2009/07/05/the-insertion-of-handsome-dave/feed/ 0 Monopoly Man Goes Bankrupt – CollegeHumor video http://dumbworld.com/2008/12/01/monopoly-man-goes-bankrupt-collegehumor-video/ http://dumbworld.com/2008/12/01/monopoly-man-goes-bankrupt-collegehumor-video/#comments Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:43:08 +0000 dumbworldorder http://dumbworldorder.wordpress.com/?p=706 [vodpod id=ExternalVideo.754887&w=425&h=350&fv=clip_id%3D1889137%26autostart%3Dfalse%26fullscreen%3D1%26server%3Dwww.collegehumor.com]

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fast forward to around 1:45 for one of the oddest (but funniest) things — you can’t make these things up.  i kind of feel bad. kind of.

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here

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From MixCasttv.com

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]]> http://dumbworld.com/2008/07/22/bert-and-ernie-rap-ante-up-mop-funny-video/feed/ 0 The Things People Will Do For Money http://dumbworld.com/2008/07/17/the-things-people-will-do-for-money/ http://dumbworld.com/2008/07/17/the-things-people-will-do-for-money/#comments Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:27:50 +0000 dumbworldorder http://dumbworldorder.wordpress.com/?p=94 a smack off for 1000$ and concert tickets.

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]]> http://dumbworld.com/2008/07/17/the-things-people-will-do-for-money/feed/ 0 Borat to play Sherlock Holmes, Will Ferrell to play Watson, Apatow to Produce http://dumbworld.com/2008/07/02/borat-to-play-sherlock-holmes-will-ferrell-to-play-watson-apatow-to-produce/ http://dumbworld.com/2008/07/02/borat-to-play-sherlock-holmes-will-ferrell-to-play-watson-apatow-to-produce/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:55:14 +0000 dumbworldorder http://dumbworldorder.wordpress.com/?p=59 here

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